Funny: Message from the Federal Ministry of Success - by Kcee the Limpopo master
Boy Caught Having Sex With A Donkey
A sex starved 16-year-old Kezi teenager has been arrested for having sex with a donkey. The young boy was caught red-handed quenching his sexual desires by giving the hapless animal some donkey-style sex. Villagers at Leopard Farm in Kezi were left dumbfounded when Mncedisi Nyathi (16) openly revealed that he was madly in love with the donkey that he had been caught having sex with. "I fell in love with the donkey after I heard a voice telling me it was my lover," said Nyathi. It is reported that Nyathi was caught by Mlungisi Ncube in the act. He had tied the donkey to a tree so that it won't even escape. In addition to that he had also tied the donkey's legs so that he can enjoy his sex without risking for heavy kicks or any unwelcome fidgeting. Nyathi was then arrested and hauled before Kezi resident magistrate Mr Jimmy Ndoro on Monday last week. The boy left the court in roars of laughter when he said he had love at first sight when he first met the donkey. "I...
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