AKPOS AND HIS CLASS TEACHER

Teacher: Who is the president of Tanzania?
Akpos: I don't know madam
Teacher: U need to focus more on your studies
Akpos: please madam, can i ask u a few
questions Teacher: Yes,go ahead
Akpos: Do u knw Rita?
Teacher: No
Akpos: Do u know Joy?
Teacher: No
Akpos: Do u know Kate?
Teacher: (Angry) :Hell no! who are all these people
and why do u ask?
Akpos: You need to Focus More more on your
Husband's activities..

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